1. "Duck food"
2. His wood business
3. Alberts sons
4. Green Levi's
5. Rudolfo Jigawat
6. It's cute when he bites his finger
7. His beach-wagon skills
8. The way he used to jam on the Swingers
9. “Milk, Malk”
10. Lame Sacrament talk jokes that he was warned about, but took no heeding
11. Bolo ties
12. The way he can turn a seemingly boring child's Batman suit into an afternoon of memories
13. “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”
14. Ditching with Garrett Fredlund
15. He’s a pest control connoisseur
16. He laughs at my jokes (his chuckle)
17. The “St. Patty’s Day Prank”
18. “Dual Eggs”
19. His Hostess addiction
20. He made me my first Quesadilla
21. Dungeon Master
22. How he broke into the shed and cranked up the Avalon pool heater with me every year
23. His love of Diet Dr. Pepper and Root Beer
24. “Ralph’s Ribs”
25. Getting vicariously suspended from school
26. “You Kneed Me Every Hour, (in the small of my back)”
27. How he got pissed when the girls thought Jason Hastings was hot with his shirt off
28. Tea parties in the shower, aggressively ended by paternal grandparent
29. Malt-O-Death
30. “Corn Smackers”
31. “I dab near choked on a Wheat Thin!”
32. “Hi, my name is Georgina”
33. How he dressed up like Doc at Nacimiento and now looks like him
34. How Jim Boker’s chocolate tie and other delicious church clothing make him hungry
35. His “shelf”
36. His hernia, Hal
37. How we woke Marshall Mortensen up from his “chilly slumber” to secure a root beer
38. His Dodger’s knowledge
39. He’s fun to “spotlight”
40. How he tried not to get mad when I broke his “garage sale Intelivision” purchase
41. How he still sometimes listens to Offspring
42. He’s not afraid to wear an orange life preserver into the grocery store or Denny’s
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That was just great to read. very enjoyable. I am so proud to know what a few of them meant. And the rest just make my imagination go wild with laughter!
43. His eight butts.
44. He pooped all over himself and somehow walked out of Wal-mart without anyone knowing.
45. His one, long, chin hair.
46. He had the guts to tell Wienerschnitzel, "No."
47. He's the only person I've truly been angry at because of a wiffle ball game.
48. Raking the yard. And getting pissed when Eric parked on it.
49. The only guy I know who had 6 grand in loose change on top of his dresser. Pizza tips.
50. He still spikes his hair in front.
Wow, this is pretty hilarious! I don’t even know how to respond! It makes me want to give you round of applause, a hug, and maybe even a piggy back ride. If I gave you a good enough piggy back ride, you could probably add piggy back rides to the list.
Saddle-up partner!
Scott
These were SO FUNNY!!The only thing missing is some Rocky theme music and a man doing push ups on the beach with a large, sand covered woman on his back.
"Duck Food" is the only one I know anything about. If they're all that funny then I may never stop laughing.
This was good! Like Tandi, I'm glad I know a handful of them as well! Thanks John for the Scott's roast!
51. Yellow Converse
52. Casper Juice
53. "...a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
54. "I feel like Bear Grylls after drinking that water."
55. Skiing the log.
Malt-O-Death: a whole cube of margarine in a bowl of Malt-O-Meal
The log was me...and John. Did Scott do it too?
But that does bring up one more...
56. Me climbing off the inner tube onto the back of Scott's double skis for a little "tandem."
Where have I been? I have no idea what most of those are!
O you young ones. The memories you missed, the memories you missed. John
I even must say, that I am amazed how many of these stories I have heard, and/or have seen the videos of!! This was absolutely hilarious!! Love you guys!
Meegan Fast, of Rey and Meegan
That's my boy.
(wait till he starts texting you really weird comments during Sacrament meeting -- that's a whole other list)
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