That will be a nice scar the ladies are sure go gah gah over. I have one on the right side of my head from "The Rock Family" falling off the top shelf and chiseling into my scull.
I was playing basketball at Oak Park in Southridge, just before my mission, when some guy threw an elbow and cracked my head open. 5 stitches later, I had a nice bald spot shaved into the top of my head (a sign of things to come).
Now, who was that guy. Oh, yah, it was my brother Johnboy "Honeyballs" Heywood. Who threw this elbow during the Halloween rough-housing anyway?
By the way, I had to roll into the MTC with that bald spot and answer a lot of questions about my strange hair.
I wanted to leave you with a sweet memory of me. For the record, I was in the air and you jumped up into my innocent elbow. Further, you never considered how my elbow caused me discomfort for several minutes afterward. All the attention went to your blood dripping head and not the minor contusion about my elbow. John
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Brings back memories of my childhood. -Sherrie
Did you put those staples in yourself?
That will be a nice scar the ladies are sure go gah gah over. I have one on the right side of my head from "The Rock Family" falling off the top shelf and chiseling into my scull.
So was his costume Frankenstein? Because that would have been wierd.
You guys are all so funny. Laughing and mocking our family's pain. I remember that stupid Rock Family. What's the deal with that anyway? John
I was playing basketball at Oak Park in Southridge, just before my mission, when some guy threw an elbow and cracked my head open. 5 stitches later, I had a nice bald spot shaved into the top of my head (a sign of things to come).
Now, who was that guy. Oh, yah, it was my brother Johnboy "Honeyballs" Heywood. Who threw this elbow during the Halloween rough-housing anyway?
By the way, I had to roll into the MTC with that bald spot and answer a lot of questions about my strange hair.
Who'd you go for the stitches, doctor Frankenstein? Those things are JACKED!
I wanted to leave you with a sweet memory of me.
For the record, I was in the air and you jumped up into my innocent elbow. Further, you never considered how my elbow caused me discomfort for several minutes afterward. All the attention went to your blood dripping head and not the minor contusion about my elbow. John
I hadn't realized the elbow discomfort. And I thought your tears were for me.
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